Austronauts in Love

This Astronauts in Love story is great stuff. How long before the TV movie? Surely this has everything a cheesy TV movie needs -- sex, violence, diapers, and an astronautical love-triangle.

Who will play the diaper-clad astronaut who drives 900 miles, intent on killing her younger rival for Buzz Lightyear’s (or whatever the male astronaut was called) affections? I peg John Turturro for the male astronaut role (look at the photo in the link). Maybe Holly Hunter for the lead female astronaut role, but I'm open to suggestions.

Also, would a space-farer born and raised Down Under be called an Austronaut?