Rivalry and Stupidity

Everybody knows that the backup player in a team sport often harbors a wish that his rival for the starting spot gets injured or leaves the team to join a monastery or something. But few will go as far as Northern Colorado back-up punter Mitch Cozad, who stabbed starting punter Rafael Mendoza in the leg. Cozad was caught because he used a car traceable to him to get away from the scene of the crime.

Moral of the story: never use your own car to commit crimes.