More Sporting Stupidity

At least the college football kicker did his own dirty work when he stabbed his rival for the top job. This Pennsylvania baseball coach was sentenced to prison yesterday for trying to pay a kid on his team $25 to injure another player because he wasn't very good. The age of the would-be hit man? Eight. The would-be victim? Nine.

The coach is undergoing DNA testing to see whether he is related to Tonya Harding.