Aliens Attack Canberra!!!

Giant one-eyed aliens attacked Canberra the other night. What, didn't know about that? Face it, Australia never makes the news in the US.

Anyway, after a fierce battle, the Australian army used a withering barrage of artillery and managed to drive the aliens into the outback -- where with luck, they will die of thirst and snake-bite before they can resume their assault on Australia's capital.





(More photos from the Night of the Alien Attacks will eventually be available at the Hot Pink Muumuu...)