Useless Information Clogging My Brain

Yeah, there's a lot of it. But it doesn't get much worse than remembering a 30+ year old ditty for a car dealership in Centerville, Ohio. Don't believe me?

If your car is acting funny
making sounds you never heard,
like a screaming wounded banshee
or a wild and woolly bird.
Next time you get a car
heed our word.
Get a Voss
Chevrolet.

So the next time you go shopping
for an auto you can trust.
For a used care or a new one
make it Centerville or bust.
Make yourself a promise,
make it a must.
Get a Voss
Chevrolet.