Unnatural Genetic Experimentation Under Way in Australia

Mad Australian scientists are working on designing monstrous hybrids. Don't believe me? Check out the photo of the bovine arachnid, aka Spider-Cow. The Australian scientists, holed up in the bucolic cheese town of Bega south of Canberra, have created this chimera hoping to be able to "milk" the cow to gain ultra-strong webs 1000 times stronger than that produced in nature. Unfortunately, so far all they have gained from their evil efforts is really poisonous sour milk.